diff --git a/compose.yml b/compose.yml index 6d8e7dd..1d46d6e 100644 --- a/compose.yml +++ b/compose.yml @@ -15,8 +15,8 @@ services: expose: - 5432 environment: - POSTGRES_USER: postgres - POSTGRES_PASSWORD: password + POSTGRES_USER: ${SERVICE_USER_POSTGRES} + POSTGRES_PASSWORD: ${SERVICE_PASSWORD_POSTGRES} POSTGRES_DB: baleen healthcheck: test: ["CMD-SHELL", "pg_isready", "-d", "baleen"] @@ -35,7 +35,7 @@ services: - ./views:/var/www/html/views - ./bin:/var/www/html/bin environment: - DB_CONNECTION: postgres://postgres:password@postgres:5432/baleen + DB_CONNECTION: postgres://${SERVICE_USER_POSTGRES}:${SERVICE_PASSWORD_POSTGRES}@postgres:5432/baleen entrypoint: sh -c "php bin/doctrine orm:schema-tool:update --complete --force && php-fpm" depends_on: postgres: diff --git a/feed_filtered.xml b/feed_filtered.xml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1994201 --- /dev/null +++ b/feed_filtered.xml @@ -0,0 +1,1251 @@ + + + + Dungeons and Daddies Patreon Feed + https://www.patreon.com/dungeonsanddads + Dungeons and Daddies's Private RSS Feed for Lewis Dale + + + Dungeons and Daddies Patreon Feed + support@patreon.com + + Dungeons and Daddies Patreon Feed + false + + yes + Yes + en-US + Fri, 20 Sep 2024 10:16:16 GMT + Fri, 20 Sep 2024 10:16:16 GMT + + + https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/4/patreon-media/p/campaign/2369690/e70ab6b491bb47f395a0b04f04e0a9fc/eyJkIjo3MiwiaCI6MTQwMCwidyI6MTQwMH0%3D/2?token-time=2145916800&token-hash=M3FkO9Vvh3-_8Ec_sxdsxPaPGkJq6SBgOzxw07Gppw4%3D + + Dungeons and Daddies Patreon Feed + https://www.patreon.com/dungeonsanddads + + + [No Ads] S3 Ep. 9 - Ass in the Hole + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-s3-ep-9-111765974 + + <p><img data-media-id="351584926">Kelsey, Trudy and Francis discover the shocking + secret origin of Project Heartland! Meanwhile Tony shrinks from the challenge.</p><p></p><p><em>This + episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Violence Towards Children.</em></p> + + + 111765974 + Tue, 10 Sep 2024 16:00:11 GMT + + + [No Ads] S3 Ep. 8 - Thing of the Ring + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-s3-ep-8-110010518 + + <p><img data-media-id="340265102">The post-fight interview does not go well.</p><p><em>This + episode contains Violence, Profanity, and Sexual Content.</em></p> + + + 110010518 + Tue, 13 Aug 2024 16:00:12 GMT + + + [No Ads] S3 Ep. 7 - My Rifle, My Bully, and Me + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-s3-ep-7-109104055 + + <p>The Screams are reunited at last for Kelsey’s big boxing match!</p><p></p><p><em>This + episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, violence against children, and body horror.</em></p> + + + 109104055 + Tue, 30 Jul 2024 16:00:11 GMT + + + [No Ads] S3 Ep. 6 - A Car is Born + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-s3-ep-6-108241544 + + <p>Tony lives, laughs, and loves. Francis gets a gift. Kelsey breaks a heart. And Trudy + meets Jesus.</p><p><em>This episode contains Violence, Profanity, Sexual Content, + Violence Towards Children</em></p> + + + 108241544 + Tue, 16 Jul 2024 16:00:12 GMT + + + [No Ads] S3 Ep. 5 - I, Robot? + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-s3-ep-5-i-107320343 + + <p>The team splits like a buncha bowling pins. Trudy meets some like-minded individuals, + Francis and Kelsey adopt unorthodox survival tactics, and Tony blunders into a favor.</p><p><em>This + episode contains Violence, Profanity, and Sexual Content</em></p> + + + 107320343 + Tue, 02 Jul 2024 16:00:16 GMT + + + [No Ads] S3 Ep. 4 - Peachyville Confidential + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-s3-ep-4-106425081 + + <p>Shocking secrets spill forth as Big Shane grills Kelsey, Trudy, and Tony about their + ties to the Communist Party. Meanwhile, Francis remembers what it means to be a hero.</p><p><em>This + episode contains Violence, Profanity, and Sexual Content</em></p> + + + 106425081 + Tue, 18 Jun 2024 16:00:16 GMT + + + [No Ads] S3 Ep. 3 - Panic! At The Drive-In + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-s3-ep-3-105542276 + + <p>Francis kisses and runs. Tony frightens the elderly. Kelsey lies to a cop. And Trudy + swallows a long pointy object. Just another night at the movies!</p><p><em>This + episode contains Violence, Profanity, and Sexual Content</em></p> + + + 105542276 + Tue, 04 Jun 2024 16:00:13 GMT + + + [No Ads] S3 Ep. 2 - Some Like It Hot + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-s3-ep-2-104661155 + + <p>Our heroes hatch a harebrained scheme to rescue Britannica that promptly goes up in + flames...</p><p><em>This episode contains Violence, Profanity, Sexual Content, and + Suicide</em></p> + + + 104661155 + Tue, 21 May 2024 16:00:16 GMT + + + [No Ads] S3 Ep. 1 - Strangers on a Lane + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-s3-ep-1-103805173 + + <p>In a peachy little town, a pretty mid bowling team wins a deeply weird trophy… </p><p><em>This + episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug / alcohol use, and violence towards children.</em></p> + + + 103805173 + Tue, 07 May 2024 16:00:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Season 2 Trailer + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-season-2-61028230 + + <p>A glimpse into Season 2 of Dungeons and Daddies, which tells the story of the teen + grandkids of Darryl, Henry, Glenn, and Ron, born into a world forever changed by the events of Season 1, + as they quest to rescue their lost dads.</p> + + + 61028230 + Tue, 11 Jan 2022 17:04:36 GMT + + + [No Ads] Fetch Quest: Ep 2. - Flea Collar Comedy Tour + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-fetch-ep-59040294 + + <p>The Dogs (and Cat) discover the beauty of the Hidden Valley, infiltrate Faerun's + stand-up comedy scene, and make out a little.<br><br><br><em>This episode + contains profanity, violence, sexual content, drug/alcohol use, and animal cruelty.</em></p> + + + 59040294 + Tue, 23 Nov 2021 17:01:02 GMT + + + [No Ads] Fetch Quest: Ep. 1 - All Dogs Go To Faerun + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-fetch-ep-58486523 + + <p>Our between-seasons mini series begins!  Donut, Beignet, Cookie and Mochi are sucked + into a strange new land, and must scratch 'n sniff their way through an enchanted forest to find a Very + Good Boy.<br><br><em>This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, and + animal cruelty / animal death. </em></p><p>A quick clarification from our outro: DADZ + BOP, the official mixtape of all our Season 1 intro song parodies, is available for EX-L, Touring, and + Elite patrons since it's a Monthly Bonus of Indeterminate Content. We'll be amending the outro + appropriately soon! 😊</p> + + + 58486523 + Tue, 09 Nov 2021 17:02:23 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep 68, Pt. 2 - Hi "Going Home," I'm Dad! + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-68-pt-57586817 + + <p>Part two. The season finale of Dungeons and Daddies: Season 1 - Odyssey. The dads + confront the remaining Omega dads who stand between them and home.</p><p>Maxton is putting + the music up as pay-what-you-want here! <a + href="https://maxtonwaller.bandcamp.com/track/alright-acoustic" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://maxtonwaller.bandcamp.com/track/alright-acoustic</a></p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, drug use, and violence towards children.</em></p> + + + 57586817 + Tue, 19 Oct 2021 16:00:06 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 68 - I'm Going Home + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-68-im-57026471 + + <p>Part one of the two-part finale. The dads execute their plan as the final battle + ensues.</p><p><em>This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, and + violence against children.</em></p> + + + 57026471 + Tue, 05 Oct 2021 16:01:03 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 67 - Mortal Wombat + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-67-56419246 + + <p>The dads pay their respects and skirmish with enemy forces as the final pieces of + their plan fall into place.</p><p><em>This episode contains profanity, violence, + sexual content, drug use, and violence towards children.</em></p> + + + 56419246 + Tue, 21 Sep 2021 16:01:03 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 66 - Fender Glennder + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-66-55864391 + + <p>The dads prepare their sons for the fight and have a heart to heart with Glenn.</p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, sexual content, references to alcohol, and violence.</em></p> + + + 55864391 + Tue, 07 Sep 2021 16:01:02 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 65 - Frank Conversations + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-65-55273265 + + <p>The dads pool their resources and big brain energy together to form their final plan + of attack.</p><p><em>This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, + references to alcohol and a reference to suicide/self harm</em></p> + + + 55273265 + Tue, 24 Aug 2021 16:01:02 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 64 - Mechanics and Heat 101 + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-64-and-54731410 + + <p>The dads come up with a plan to deal with Willy.</p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity and sexual content.</em></p> + + + 54731410 + Tue, 10 Aug 2021 16:00:10 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 63 - Meet the Parents + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-63-54166298 + + <p>The dads begin the process of recruiting allies from all across the land for their + final battle.</p><p><em>This episode contains profanity, violence, alcohol use, and a + reference to self harm.</em></p> + + + 54166298 + Tue, 27 Jul 2021 16:01:02 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 62 - Sonscreen + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-62-53630399 + + <p>With all the anchors in hand, the dads plan their next move.</p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, violence, alcohol use, and sexual content.</em></p> + + + 53630399 + Tue, 13 Jul 2021 16:00:07 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 61 - Death of a Salesman + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-61-of-53063699 + + <p>The dads dig deep into Ron's mind to retrieve his anchor.</p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, emotional abuse, violence towards children, animal + cruelty, and body horror.</em></p> + + + 53063699 + Tue, 29 Jun 2021 16:00:06 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 60 - Goblin + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-60-52522074 + + <p>The dads come face-to-face with Willie as they investigate Ron's anchor.</p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, violence, and sexual content.</em></p> + + + 52522074 + Tue, 15 Jun 2021 16:00:08 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 59 - Retail Therapy + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-59-51951694 + + <p>The dads decompress (and are back to recording in person!) and prepare for their + journey to Swankery Hill.</p><p><em>This episode contains profanity, violence, and + sexual content.</em></p><p>We're doing a live show on Father's Day (June 20th at 5PM + PST) - if you're reading this, you're already gettin' in for free! More details to come soon, and don't + worry if you can't make it - you'll also get access to the VOD!</p> + + + 51951694 + Tue, 01 Jun 2021 16:01:04 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 58 - It Was Inside You All Along + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-58-it-51391341 + + <p>The dads and Glenn continue their fight against two deadly aboleths</p><p>Check + out <strong>Swimming to Freedom</strong> on <a href="https://bit.ly/swimmingtofreedoma" + rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Amazon</a> and <a + href="https://bit.ly/swimmingtofreedombn" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Barnes and Noble!</a></p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, violence towards children, and body horror.</em></p> + + + 51391341 + Tue, 18 May 2021 16:00:06 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 57 - Heroes of Moat and Magic + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-57-of-50838558 + + <p>The dads and Glenn leave their castle and run into some trouble.</p><p>Check + out <strong>Swimming to Freedom</strong> on <a href="https://bit.ly/swimmingtofreedoma" + rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Amazon</a> and <a + href="https://bit.ly/swimmingtofreedombn" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Barnes and Noble!</a></p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, sexual content, violence, and violence toward children.</em></p> + + + 50838558 + Tue, 04 May 2021 16:00:07 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 56 - SWAP (SWitched Ass Papas) + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-56-ass-50248860 + + <p>Souls swap between bodies.</p><p><em>This episode contains + profanity, sexual content, and violence.</em></p> + + + 50248860 + Tue, 20 Apr 2021 16:01:02 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 55 - Mark! A Vagrant (ft. Ashly Burch) + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-55-ft-49689388 + + <p>Mark Likely returns and presents the dads with a deal.</p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, sexual content, and violence.</em></p><p>Learn about + katanas - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJh1qurSlkY" rel="nofollow noopener" + target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJh1qurSlkY</a></p> + + + 49689388 + Tue, 06 Apr 2021 16:01:02 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 54 - A Game of Tomes + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-54-of-49094113 + + <p>The dads and Glenn enter Book Castle in hot pursuit of Jodie and Nicholas.</p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, sexual content, and violence.</em></p><p>Get Beth May's + poetry book! <strong>The Immortal Soul Salvage Yard</strong> on <a + href="https://www.amazon.com/Immortal-Soul-Salvage-Yard/dp/1636840396/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&amp;keywords=9781636840390&amp;linkCode=qs&amp;qid=1612747682&amp;s=books&amp;sr=1-1" + rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Amazon</a> or <a + href="https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-immortal-soul-salvage-yard-beth-may/1138721121;jsessionid=EE660CD0BC460BB6537D9A60E85B0A03.prodny_store02-atgap08?ean=9781636840390" + rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Barnes &amp; Noble</a></p> + + + 49094113 + Tue, 23 Mar 2021 16:01:02 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 53 - The Roc + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-53-roc-48525676 + + <p>The dads try and escape the Meth Bay Supermax.</p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, sexual content, and violence.</em></p><p>Get Beth May's + poetry book! <strong>The Immortal Soul Salvage Yard</strong> on <a + href="https://www.amazon.com/Immortal-Soul-Salvage-Yard/dp/1636840396/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&amp;keywords=9781636840390&amp;linkCode=qs&amp;qid=1612747682&amp;s=books&amp;sr=1-1" + rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Amazon</a> or <a + href="https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-immortal-soul-salvage-yard-beth-may/1138721121;jsessionid=EE660CD0BC460BB6537D9A60E85B0A03.prodny_store02-atgap08?ean=9781636840390" + rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Barnes &amp; Noble</a></p> + + + 48525676 + Tue, 09 Mar 2021 17:00:05 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 52 - Pap-Papillon + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-52-pap-47902651 + + <p>The dads and Jodie showdown with the prison warden and offer a bargain.</p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, sexual content, and violence.</em></p><p>Get Beth May's + poetry book! <strong>The Immortal Soul Salvage Yard</strong> on <a + href="https://www.amazon.com/Immortal-Soul-Salvage-Yard/dp/1636840396/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&amp;keywords=9781636840390&amp;linkCode=qs&amp;qid=1612747682&amp;s=books&amp;sr=1-1" + rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Amazon</a> or <a + href="https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-immortal-soul-salvage-yard-beth-may/1138721121;jsessionid=EE660CD0BC460BB6537D9A60E85B0A03.prodny_store02-atgap08?ean=9781636840390" + rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Barnes &amp; Noble</a></p> + + + 47902651 + Tue, 23 Feb 2021 17:00:04 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 51 - An Escape Plan For That + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-51-for-47315682 + + <p>The dads and Jodie find themselves behind bars and confront the warden, while Glenn + corrects a mistake.</p><p><em>This episode contains profanity, sexual content, and + violence.</em></p><p>Get Beth May's poetry book! <strong>The Immortal Soul + Salvage Yard</strong> on <a + href="https://www.amazon.com/Immortal-Soul-Salvage-Yard/dp/1636840396/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&amp;keywords=9781636840390&amp;linkCode=qs&amp;qid=1612747682&amp;s=books&amp;sr=1-1" + rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Amazon</a> or <a + href="https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-immortal-soul-salvage-yard-beth-may/1138721121;jsessionid=EE660CD0BC460BB6537D9A60E85B0A03.prodny_store02-atgap08?ean=9781636840390" + rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Barnes &amp; Noble</a></p> + + + 47315682 + Tue, 09 Feb 2021 17:00:04 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 50 - Panic Room / Inside Man + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-50-man-46687878 + + <p>The dads and Jodie hatch a plan to infiltrate the Meth Bay Supermax. Meanwhile, Glenn + hatches a plan of his own.</p><p><em>This episode contains profanity, sexual content, + violence, and body horror</em></p> + + + 46687878 + Tue, 26 Jan 2021 17:01:04 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 49 - Contact + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-49-46111405 + + <p>The dads have a hard time with Nick's new dad, while Glenn has a hard time doing hard + time.</p><p><em>This episode contains profanity and sexual content</em></p> + + + 46111405 + Tue, 12 Jan 2021 17:00:07 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 48 - Carry On My Wayward Son + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-48-on-44798493 + + <p>The trial draws to a close as the jury reaches a verdict and Glenn learns his fate.</p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, and verbal abuse.</em></p> + + + 44798493 + Tue, 08 Dec 2020 16:00:04 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 47 - Glenn Close's Damages + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-47-44251293 + + <p>The second day of the trial of the century begins as Glenn takes the stand to defend + himself.</p><p>Special guest Jenna Stoeber as Ratticus Finch. Check out her <a + href="https://twitter.com/thejenna" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Twitter</a> and + <a href="https://twitch.tv/the_jenna" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Twitch</a>!</p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, drug/alcohol use,  and a brief reference to violence.</em></p> + + + 44251293 + Tue, 24 Nov 2020 17:00:03 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 46 - The People vs. Glenn Close (ft. Jenna Stoeber) + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-46-vs-43734108 + + <p>The trial of Glenn Close begins as the dads face down an intimidating prosecutor.</p><p>Special + guest Jenna Stoeber as Ratticus Finch. Check out her <a href="https://twitter.com/thejenna" + rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Twitter</a> and <a + href="https://t.co/uyQkLXXEas?amp=1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Twitch</a>!</p><p><em>This + episode contains profanity, sexual content, and drug/alcohol use.</em></p> + + + 43734108 + Tue, 10 Nov 2020 17:00:03 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 45 - Death Comedy Jam + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-45-jam-43199273 + + <p>The dads battle an Avatar of Death as they chase after Glenn's soul as it soars + through the sky.</p><p><em>This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, + references to drugs/alcohol, animal death, and body horror.</em></p><p><br></p> + + + 43199273 + Tue, 27 Oct 2020 16:01:02 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 44 - Deck Picks + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-44-42694975 + + <p>Henry, Ron, Glenn, and Mr. Moustache draw from The Deck of Many Things, and nothing + will ever be the same...</p><p><em>This episode contains graphic language, violence, + sexual content, drug/alcohol use, and animal death.</em></p> + + + 42694975 + Tue, 13 Oct 2020 16:00:04 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 43 - Hardcore Henry + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-43-42141487 + + <p>The dads confront Barry Oak in his chambers.</p> + + 42141487 + Tue, 29 Sep 2020 15:01:04 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 42 - Henry's Father and the Chamber of Secrets + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-42-and-41626280 + + <p> Henry learns the truth of his past and confronts his father.</p> + + 41626280 + Tue, 15 Sep 2020 16:01:03 GMT + + + [No Ads] Flight Risk (ft. Hey Riddle Riddle!) + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-flight-ft-41407422 + + <p>Elsewhere in our universe, three hardened criminals (played by the Hey Riddle Riddle + crew!)  break their way out of a prison transport en route to the Meth Bay Supermax in a one-shot + scenario that might seem awfully familiar if you're a Nicholas Cage fan... </p><p>Starring:</p><p><a + href="https://twitter.com/adalrifai" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><u>Adal Rifai</u></a> + as Dr. Peter Wingspan<br><a href="https://twitter.com/jpsofly" rel="nofollow noopener" + target="_blank"><u>John Patrick Coan</u></a> as Granny Zuko<br><a + href="https://twitter.com/erinkeif2" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><u>Erin Keif</u></a> + as Lime LaCroix</p><p>Check them out - they're called <a + href="https://www.heyriddleriddle.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Hey Riddle Riddle!</a></p> + + + 41407422 + Wed, 09 Sep 2020 05:56:27 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 41 - oaklore + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-41-41099587 + + <p>Henry, Ron, and the gang dive deeper into the dungeon, while Darryl learns about + Glenn's bizarre machinations.</p> + + + 41099587 + Tue, 01 Sep 2020 15:00:05 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 40 - Rules for Dadtastic Medieval Wargames + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-40-for-40584914 + + <p>The dads enter the underground hatch and get transported into a whole 'nother role + playing game system!</p> + + + 40584914 + Tue, 18 Aug 2020 16:00:06 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 39 - Forgotten Realms + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-39-40079864 + + <p>Henry gets closer to finding out more about himself and his past as the dads face a + tough choice.</p> + + + 40079864 + Tue, 04 Aug 2020 15:00:06 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 38 - Clone Tree Hill + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-38-39548412 + + <p>The dads rendezvous with Walter the Immoral as they prepare to investigate Henry's + anchor. </p> + + + 39548412 + Tue, 21 Jul 2020 15:00:04 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 37 - Talking Sons + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-37-39055751 + + <p>The dads are shaken by an earth shattering revelation as Darryl takes a moment to + finally talk to Grant.</p> + + + 39055751 + Tue, 07 Jul 2020 14:31:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 36 - Bowl Movement + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-36-38529529 + + <p> The dads face Yeet and The Hottiez in the Supper Bowl finals.</p> + + 38529529 + Tue, 23 Jun 2020 15:00:04 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 35 - The Jellicle Ball + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-35-38057791 + + <p>The dads get down and dirty on the gridiron as Grant reconnects with Yeet Bigly and + Darryl discovers his anchor.</p> + + + 38057791 + Tue, 09 Jun 2020 16:07:07 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 34 - Dedicated Involved Loving Fathers + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-34-37554954 + + <p> The dads join up with Walter the Immoral and decide on their next course of action. </p> + + 37554954 + Tue, 26 May 2020 18:42:58 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 33 - Anchor Management + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-33-37019823 + + <p>The dads conduct an arcane ritual to figure out how to get home.</p><p><strong>Our + PO Box:</strong></p><p>RocketJump<br>P.O. Box 90853<br>9029 Airport Blvd.<br>Los + Angeles, CA 90009</p> + + + 37019823 + Tue, 12 May 2020 16:06:32 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 32 - Grilling In the Name Of + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-32-in-36482283 + + <p>The dads find themselves completely defenseless as an army of orcs close in around + them. </p><p>Also we lied this episode has an ad in it.</p> + + + 36482283 + Tue, 28 Apr 2020 16:00:05 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 31 - Home! Err... the Odyssey! + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-31-err-36156087 + + <p>The dads learn how they can finally get home. </p> + + 36156087 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:31:01 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 30 - Van on the Run + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-30-van-36156075 + + <p>The dads, with their sons now back, flee from the Purple Robes and decide to lay low + for the night.</p> + + + 36156075 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:30:01 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 29 - Big Willy Style + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-29-big-36156059 + + <p>Unsurprisingly, the negotiations with the Purple Robes do not go as + planned.</p> + + + 36156059 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:29:01 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 28 - The Bridges of Dad and Son County + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-28-of-36156049 + + <p>On a windswept bridge outside Castle Ravenloft, the dads finally confront the purple + robes face to face and negotiate for their sons.</p> + + + 36156049 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:28:01 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 27 - Advanced Dungeons & Dragons + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-27-36156032 + + <p>The dads finally approach the dreaded Castle Ravenloft with an army of mercenaries in + tow and engage in some creative problem solving.</p> + + + 36156032 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:27:01 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 26 - Moms of Future Past + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-26-of-36156017 + + <p>The dads take a moment after the revelations of the previous episode to collect + themselves, and gather mercenaries for the final assault.</p> + + + 36156017 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:26:01 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 25 - Mummy Issues + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-25-36156005 + + <p>The dads delve deeper into the darkness of the pyramid along with intern Doug, bracing + for the horrors that lie within...</p> + + + 36156005 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:25:01 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 24 - The Sins of the Fathers + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-24-of-36155993 + + <p>The dads plan to sneak into Neverwinter fails immediately, and so they must confront + the terrible mistakes of their past.</p> + + + 36155993 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:24:01 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 23 - Scammer, No Scamming! + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-23-no-36155982 + + <p>Hot on the tail of Scam Likely, the dads must find the strength within to confront + deep, powerful truths, and will come out of the ordeal forever changed. </p> + + + 36155982 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:23:01 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 22 - Rich Dads, Poor Dads + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-22-36155971 + + <p>The dads come to terms with the fact that they've become insanely wealthy, and + reconcile with some of their past sins. Ron drives a hard bargain, Darryl reconnects with an old friend, + Henry wrestles with a guilty conscience, and Glenn does some smooth talking. </p> + + + 36155971 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:22:01 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 21 - Connin' the Librarian + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-21-36155944 + + <p>The dads pay their late fees. Darryl remembers he can attack twice, Henry makes use of + one of the most useless spells in D&amp;D, Ron/Beth demonstrates their skills, Glenn shows how much + he cares. </p> + + + 36155944 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:21:01 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 20 - Silent, but Dadly + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-20-but-36155928 + + <p>The dads have won the tournament, and reap their just rewards! Darryl is not okay, + Glenn is persuasive, Ron meets a hug, and Henry exhibits a powerful skill... </p> + + + 36155928 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:20:01 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 19 - Amazing Grant, How Sweet the Cern + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-19-how-36155909 + + <p>The final minutes of the tournament tick down as the dads scramble to deal with the + consequences of their actions in the Forgotten Realms. </p> + + + 36155909 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:20:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 18 - MMMPop! + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-18-36155901 + + <p>The tournament is on as the dads scramble to survive. Henry stretches, Glenn gets his + hands dirty, Ron grows a few inches and establishes some key measurements, while Darryl embarrasses his + son in front of his new friends.</p> + + + 36155901 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:19:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 17 - FATHERUNKNOWN'S DADDLEGROUNDS + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-17-36155889 + + <p>The battle begins! The dads are taken on a crash course on the finer points of the + battle royale format. Darryl puts on his coach hat, Ron gets wood, Henry uses his wordsmith skills, and + Glenn/Freddie is objectively correct about a commonly misused adage.</p> + + + 36155889 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:18:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 16 - A Tournament for Knights + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-16-for-36155876 + + <p>The dads hit the road en route to the tournament for knights in Meadowshade. Darryl + dreams about football, Henry gathers more knowledge, Glenn spins out of control, and turns out Ron's + more famous than he thought. </p> + + + 36155876 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:17:06 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 15 - 8 Simple Rules for Dadding my Teenage Paeden + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-15-8-36155859 + + <p>The dads assess their situation in the aftermath. Darryl confronts the looming task + before him, Glenn's plan doesn't quite go as he hoped, Ron thinks outside the box, and Henry experiences + some growth. </p> + + + 36155859 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:16:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 14 - The Tower of Terry + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-14-of-36155850 + + <p>The dads ascend a dark obsidian tower teeming with traps and environmental + storytelling cues to stop Terry Jr. from opening a rift into the astral plane. Darryl reminisces about + football, Henry reminisces about 90s computer games, Glenn reminisces about ultimate frisbee, and Ron + steps up. </p> + + + 36155850 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:15:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 13 - Terry Jr. and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Dad + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-13-jr-36155841 + + <p> The dads come to terms with their actions and try and salvage Ron's relationship with + Terry Jr. Darryl disguises his voice, Henry makes a phone call, Glenn grabs some goods, and Ron gains + insight into the ways of the forest.</p> + + + 36155841 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:14:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 12 - A Tale of Two Daddies + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-12-of-36155831 + + <p>Trapped in a witch's cottage, the dads face their greatest challenge yet. Glenn does + some detective work, Henry reveals latent prejudices, Darryl finally unlocks an achievement, and Ron + calls in the help of a friend. </p> + + + 36155831 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:12:59 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 11 - From Dusk 'til Dad + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-11-til-36155816 + + <p>The dads head to <em>spicy meatball hands</em> Roqueporte with a new, + powerful ally. Darryl reconnects with his hobby, Henry declines to appropriate Darryl's culture, Glenn's + instincts were dead on, and Ron kills.</p> + + + 36155816 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:11:59 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 10 - Dads Don't Do Other Dads Dirty + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-10-do-36155805 + + <p>Glenn and Nick flee, with the other dads in close pursuit. Henry loses his cool, + Darryl loses his cool, Glenn tries to stay cool, and Ron is now, suddenly, cool. </p> + + + 36155805 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:10:59 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 9 - Punk is Dad + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-9-punk-36155786 + + <p>The dads compete in a battle of the bands. Henry explains a complicated ritual, Darryl + reminisces about one of his favorite bands, Glenn reveals a secret, and Ron unveils a hidden talent... </p> + + + 36155786 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:09:59 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 8 - The Battle Axe of Hatred Pt. II + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-8-axe-36155777 + + <p>The dad's stealthy plan goes off the rails immediately. Darryl consults with the + founding fathers, Henry remembers a trip to the zoo, Ron gets a promotion, and Glenn makes a new + friend. </p> + + + 36155777 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:09:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 7 - The Battle Axe of Hatred + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-7-axe-36155758 + + <p>The dads help Nick retrieve a legendary weapon with their most cunning plan yet! Glenn + reconnects with his son, Ron spends some quality time with Lizardboy Scales McStuffins, while Daryl and + Henry commune with nature.</p> + + + 36155758 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:08:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 6 - Support Your Local Library + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-6-your-36155741 + + <p>The dads address pressing automotive issues. Henry finds some great books, Daryl + learns something about his beloved minivan, Glenn showcases his knowledge of 90s movie tie-in rap, and + Ron lodges a complaint. </p> + + + 36155741 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:07:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 5 - The Lord of Chaos Pt. III + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-5-lord-36155721 + + <p>The dads face off against the Cult of the Doodler. They meet Chekov's snake, Henry + takes advantage of his newfound skills, Ron makes new friends, Daryl rallies a crowd, and Glenn invents + a new D&amp;D weapon mechanic to devastating effect.</p> + + + 36155721 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:06:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 4 - The Lord of Chaos Pt. II + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-4-lord-36155697 + + <p>The Lord of Chaos is revealed, and the dads discover their plan. Henry has a heart to + heart, Glenn finds his inner rock star, Ron invents a new form of stealth, and the dads apply logic to + shapeshifting. </p> + + + 36155697 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:05:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 3 - The Lord of Chaos + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-3-lord-36155661 + + <p>The dads travel to Neverwinter in search of Henry's two beautiful boys, Lark and + Sparrow...</p> + + + 36155661 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:04:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 2 - The Ties that Bind + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-2-ties-36155649 + + <p> </p><p>The dads mediate a conflict between a dragon and his children.</p> + + 36155649 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:03:00 GMT + + + [No Ads] Ep. 1 - A Man and His Handshake + https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-ads-ep-1-man-36155572 + + <p>Four fathers are flung into a new land, sans sons... </p> + + 36155572 + Sun, 19 Apr 2020 10:02:00 GMT + + +